🚨 Крипто Крестоносцы: Министерство финансов США развязывает ярость Кошелька 🚨

In the grand tapestry of international intrigue, a new thread has been pulled, unraveling the clandestine financial endeavors of the Houthi rebels. The omnipresent eye of the U.S. Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) has pierced the veil, unmasking eight digital asset wallets. These weren’t just any wallets, dear reader, but the alleged lifeblood of the Houthi’s financial machinations, pulsing with funds that fed their activities like oxygen to a flame 🌑.

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OFAC, in its infinite wisdom, has also seen fit to designate several individuals and entities as key cogs in the Houthi financial facilitators’ and procurement operatives’ network. The plot thickens, much like a well-stirred borscht, with allegations of backing by Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps-Qods Force. The accused network, a veritable hydra of illicit activity, stands charged with procuring tens of millions of dollars’ worth of commodities from Russia — a veritable smorgasbord of weapons, sensitive goods, and, the pièce de résistance, stolen Ukrainian grain 🌾. Because what’s a geopolitical standoff without a side of pilfered agricultural products?

U.S. officials, with the gravity of a thousand solemn faces 😐, have decreed this action a necessity to degrade the Houthis’ ability to threaten regional stability through their «destabilizing activities» — a phrase so artfully vague, it could describe anything from armed insurrection to a particularly rowdy game of Jenga.

And so, in the spirit of transparency (or perhaps a dash of bureaucratic flair), OFAC has ordained that all property and interests in property of the designated individuals and entities within the United States shall be reported to them. Because in the world of international finance, nothing says «fun» like a well-timed asset freeze ❄️.

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2025-04-05 06:57