Шокирующее изменение криптовалюты! Дикое путешествие Биткоина до 2025 года

Imagine a world where politicians gab about digital gold while pretending it’s all just a big joke. Well, welcome to Bitcoin 2025! U.S. Vice President JD Vance took the stage, probably hoping no one would notice his shiny smile, and started pontificating about Bitcoin being the ultimate showdown in America’s rivalry with China. Yep, folks, the tricky panda, AKA China, has been banning crypto since 2021. But our VP suggests maybe—just maybe—we should be doing the opposite. Because, of course, the bad guys hate Bitcoin, so it must be fantastic!

Is this the start of a crypto love story or just another chaotic chapter? Who knows! Then our dear President Trump gets a shoutout for loving crypto, with talk of a fancy executive order to boost blockchain and reshuffle a secret vault of «lawfully seized» cryptocurrencies. Ooh, secret stash, anyone? Meanwhile, Pakistan — once the strict policeman of crypto — surprise! they’re setting up their very own Bitcoin Reserve. Yes, you read that right. The same country that called crypto a no-no now says, “Let’s do this!” They’re planning to power their Bitcoin mines with enough electricity to light up a small city, which is quite the upgrade, don’t you think? Also making news, Square is transforming into a crypto-friendly shop with Bitcoin payments rolling out soon. Merchants will soon be able to take Bitcoin faster than you can say “Lightning Network,” with approval from the regulatory fairy, hopefully. And in New York City, Mayor Eric Adams has a wild idea—BitBond! Yes, a municipal Bitcoin bond backed by, you guessed it, Bitcoin! He’s also tired of burdensome licenses and prefers a city where Bitcoin flows freer than a river in summer. As if that wasn’t enough excitement, Bitcoin’s price took a tiny tumble from its dizzying high of over $111,000 to a modest $107,939. Looks like profits are just too tempting to resist—after all, what’s life without a little rollercoaster? So, buckle up, folks, because the crypto carnival is far from over! 🤑🚀

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2025-05-29 13:06